Saturday, March 18, 2017

49ers Sign Interception Leader!


MATT BARKLEY, the man who threw more interceptions per attempt than any other QB last season, is safely in the fold with the 49ers, setting up a fascinating duel between him and Brian Hoyer for bragging rights to steering the most lost franchise in football to someplace even more glorious than just lost.

Please note that Barkley's sole great game was against these very Whiners last season, in a blizzard. They aren't gonna let THAT happen again.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

Niners go Browns


If the regular season were to start today, Brian Hoyer would be the starting QB for the Santa Clara 49ers.  

I really don't have to write anything else.