Campbell Soup

The Depth Chart?

God, it just doesn't get any more Cellar than this: The Raiders trade a 4th round pick for.....trumpets please, with a lot of spittle-

JASON CAMPBELL of the REDSKINS!

Back up the truck, the savior is here. Here's the Raiders current QB depth chart:

1. Jason Campbell

2. Kyle Boller

3. Bruce Gradkowski

4. Charlie Frye

5. JaMarcus Russell

CAST-OFF and Draft Bust CITY!!!!!!!!!!

Trivia question: what's the COMBINED win-loss record of these 5 quarterbacks? And let me know when you find out, because that's just not worth the time on Pro Football Reference. Gradkowski is still the best QB of this bunch, and he's probably a better hockey player.

Lord, God, why? Oh, wait, I'm praying to the wrong entity. Satan, will you puh-leeeze come and get the carcass, since you already have Al's soul firmly in the 5th circle of Hell? I mean, just how funny IS this? The guy is dead, we know, ok?

Just another day for the Silver and Blacked Out (no games on national TV this year, I guess I can thank the NFL gods for that).