1. Meat that is so burnt, you don't know what it is.
Beer that is so bad, you have to drink a lot of it to appreciate it.
3. Nothing says Let's Watch the Game (and get some distance on this) more than spam, velveeta, and maraschino cherries!
4. Is there a team that is the Volcanoes? Note how the person digging in is avoiding the lava flow. They know something we don't.
WHAT A SPREAD! the helpful pointer there is drawing our attention to the weinie-egg-carrot wheel in aspic on a bed of sauerkraut. MMm-MMM!!
5. You can't have a proper tailgate without some wieners and beans. Even if they are disturbingly shiny.
6. The piece de resistance, Lime Jello with Peas and spanish olives. This is a family tailgate tradition provided by the ol' ball and chain. Her family also used to pitch a Tee-Pee in the parking lot, so...uh...
7. I'm not touching this. It looks like it already came and went, if you get my drift....
Well, after all that GOOD FOOD, it's time to settle into a fog of resignation (after a stall-clearing visit to the john) and root for the team with the 3rd string QB with the 22.5 passer rating. Is there a better way to spend a Sunday? I think not!!
