The Rose Bowl is too depressing so it's time to go to the basement bar, sit on the red naugahyde stool, and spin the ancient Bohemian beer bottle, and predict the final week of the Cellar Division.
First, the Basement Oracle says the Lamb will lie down below the Arch, and end a golden year of futility as the 49ers make stew in a chucwagon Dutch ovenam
And here are the scores:
49ers 21
Lambs 6
Colts 42
Nils 10
Saints 12
Pansies 10
Jags 14
Brownies 21
Bears 33
Kittens 10
Pitts 17
Floppers 21
Falcons 30
Bootineers 24
Cheeps 0
Broncos 14
Ravens 28
Raydurz 7
Deadskins 10
Bolts 32
Titanics 14
Seahags 9
Gentlemen, make your predictions!
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I concur with every single one of these, except the Brownies. Brownies lose to Jacksonville.
ReplyDeleteI also concur about Rose Bowl. If Blount doesn't fumble that ball at the 10, he scores. If we had scored more points, we would HAVE WON. But, the game turned on that play. We had them reeling, guessing and we were just running them over. The OSU defense got a blow, and we never got close again. I knew we needed to score 2 TDs in the 3rd to put the pressure on OSU, and it never came to that.
We'll get 'em next year.
First of all, the Nils is still my favorite Cellar logo but if Al Davis had an eye patch, the Rayduhs would be right there!
ReplyDelete49ers 100
Lambs 0 (just to be sure) I love the stew reference!
Colts 10
Nils 12
Saints 14
Pansies 17
Jags 24
Brownies 10
Bears 33
Kittens 34
Pitts 24
Floppers 38
Falcons 20
Bootineers 24
Cheeps 100
Broncos 0 (I want to see all the stats!!!)
Ravens 24
Raydurz 27
Deadskins 24
Bolts 20
Titanics 41
Seahags 3