ALERT! ALERT!
JETS TRYING TO STAGE GAME ON SATURDAY NIGHT IN QUEENS BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES
Well, they won't get away with it THAT easily. Tonight, in chilly NYC, with a game-time temp of about 33ยบ and rain in the forecast, a miserable crowd of literally hundreds of people will huddle under their Gang Green ponchos and paper bagged heads to watch the hot New York Jets (fresh off their scintillating OT victory against the worst 49er team of all time) take on the suddenly bumbling Dolphins. What else is there to do in NYC on a Saturday in December one week before Christmas? We could try to pull an eat and run over at Trump Tower...
Will the Jets win two games in a row?? They did it once this year (Ravens and Browns...maybe Browns don't count). With a Fins defense that can't wait to thrash the patch-work Jets offensive line, and with the likelihood of Jets QB Bryce Petty getting chased all over a butt-freezing field, I'd say no. But, it's not like the Dolphins know where the end zone is, either. It may be even harder to find in the dark.
But lousy weather in the northeast, at night, against those warm Miami guys...I can't look.
I can't wait!!
-Wacko
