The Basement Orace Predictions: Weak VIII

It's mid-season and we are just coming off the losingest weak of the year: everybody lost last week, going away....

Matchup of the Weak: All season we have awaited the head-to-head clash of the giants of the basement, Lambs and Kittens. This week they snuggle up in the cozy confines of oil-stained Ford Field. The odds are on for the Lambs to fall victim to the feline fangs of Detroit, but as they love to say in Detroit, "There's still time to lose."

The lone voice from the basement missed only one prediction last week, but was way off on some of the point spreads. Here are the Oracle's predictions for Week VIII

Brownies 14, Bears 21
Lambs 2, Kittens 13
Floppers, 24, Jets 38
Raydurz 10, Chargers 24
Titanics 21, Jaguars 18 (Yes, Tennessee wins a game)
Pansies 10, Cardinals 42.

Deadskins, Cheeps and Bootineers are idle, so they are safe for the time being.

The Oracle from the Basement has spoken.