Weak VI

Good Morning, gentlemen. Another weak of turf burns and poor coaching comes to a close!!

Weak VI Standings

NFC
W-L PF- PA TA
Lambs 0-6 54- 169 -5
Bootineers 0-6 89- 169 -1
Kittens 1-5 103-188 -4
Pansies 2-3 85- 125 -10

AFC
W-L PF- PA TA
{Midgets} 0-6 84- 198 N/A
Brownies 1-5 69-148 -5
Cheeps 1-5 98- 144 +4
Raydurz 2-4 62- 139 -7
Floppers 2-3 112-106 -6
Raiders 13 Eagles 9.

The Raydurz defense decides to come up with a scheme for the game, studying film of Ron Jaworski's Eagle's intently during the week. It works anyway as the defense pummels the shocked Eagles into the ground. Who knew? Nobody.
Blowout of the Week

Pats 59 Midgets 0 You can't lose like this and not be in the Cellar Division!! That's the biggest blowout since the Rams vanquished the Falcons 59-0 in 1976. Wearing their powder blue uniforms from the last time they won a championship (first year of the AFL 50 years ago), the Midgets managed 9 first downs, fumbled three times, and completed 2 of 14 passes. Good God. This teams needs a Cellar Membership!! I nominate brother Greg to handle the duties. He can pick his own NFC doormat. Seattle, with 7 first downs yesterday, looks like a good candidate, if one does not choose the 'Skins.

The Cheeps fall out of the AFC elite with an ugly win over a rapidly declining 'Skins team that scraped up 7 first downs.

Cheeps only cellar team with plus turnover-takeaway ratio.
Maintaining supremacy for yet another week in the entire league,though, are the LAMBS, tying the game at the last second only to lose in overtime

The Kittens are clearly not done yet, scoring ze-ro points yesterday, and Stafford is out indefinitely (because I have not checked the injury report) at quarterback, so watch for them to be ready for the Lambs on Weak VIII.

Brownies survive Steelers, and were actually competitive into the 3rd quarter. Then they stopped playing and went for pizza.

aaaaaand that's the view from the BASEMENT!!