CLEVELANDS in DANGER OF WINNING A GAME

LOOK OUT WORLD 

HERE THEY COME AGAIN!!

If you can't get excited for tonight's Thursday Night Doormat Gold game, you need to find a new brand of beer to spill on the carpet.  We're melting the American cheese and straining our wrists opening jars of jalapeños, while 'Fish is dragging in the 10 pound bag of chips from the Ranchero, fending off the possum, all so we can sit down on the orange duct tape couch and watch this bomber unfold. 

The Browners are in SERIOUS jeopardy of winning a game. This could be IT, Cleveland. Of course if could be the "why didn't we draft Sam Darnold, again?" game.  If the Clevelands can get past the Jets for one more platinum plated loss, we predict they get in the win column, in Oakland, on September 30th.  We can dream, can't we?

See you on the flipside, Basement Bums!

-wacko