DOORMAT DIVISION WEAK III PREVIEW

The Doormat Division Weak III Preview

Well, it’s still early in the season, we’ve got EIGHT teams at 0-2, but we can’t expect them to have completely given up yet…but I don’t know why not! The Pansies have a lame duck coach, so on top of their slowly dismantling a team that was NFC Championship material just a couple seasons ago, the players can tune out John Fox ALL SEASON. So, Pansies are solidly in the basement, and not going anywhere but down.

Browns. Still looking for a QB. Isn’t Colt McCoy lurking around on the sideline somewhere? Delhomme has had that WTF look on his mug since the disastrous NFC championship game two years ago, and it just gets worse in Cleveland. These guys won 4 straight to finish last year. No carry-over.

Kittens. You can’t fire Matt Millen again, so now what? You go play the Vikes for an 0-2 scrum. I actually think Detroit is better than last year, but what does that say? We find out on Sunday.

Nils. Pro football Refernce.com lists Buffalo as an INACTIVE franchise. These guys could- go- all – the – way. They're just...wow.

Games of the Weak

Detroit Kittens (0-2) vs. Minnesota Vikings (0-2)

The Vikings are favored by 11 points, but have world’s oldest football player on their team, and he is their leader. It’s an interesting concept. If I’m Detroit, I go for him every single play. Kittens QB Shaun Hill will actually not make many mistakes, so this game is about bonehead plays by everybody else, which Detroit is the king of. But, Vikings are reeling, and this should be a bumblefest. Could also be blowout of the week, so I’ve got my butt covered.

Kittens win. 27-23

0-and-Niners (0-2) at Cheaps (2-0)

I still can’t get my mind around that 2-0 next to KC. It’s just wrong. Last time this matchup was interesting, Joe Montana won it for the Cheaps. Who knows what the Niners are going to show up with? Steve Young? They lead the league in turnovers +/- (-5) and that’s what the Cheaps need lots of. Niners will take care of ball this time.

Frank Gore up the gut. Frank Gore right. Frank Gore left.

Niners 17 Cheaps 0

Raiders (1-1) at Arid-zona (1-1)

I think the Cardinals might be pretty damn bad. It’s a toss-up. Gradkowski at QB for Raiders, until he gets hurt in the 3^rd quarter.

OK here’s three games that could all be just terrific tangles of terrible tactics:

Steelers 15 TampaBums 9 Bums lose, but it’s an ugly game.

*Deadskins 12 Lambs 7 Lambs lose, but it’s an ugly game.

Bungles 19 Pansies 3. Pansies lose, but it’s an ugly game.

*Stiff of the Week

Speaking of stiffs, I have to get out of this barcalounger, and pretend I’m working….

See you Sunday in the Basement!!