World Series Was Great Now Let's Watch Some Bad Football NFL Predictions Week 9

As Halloween approaches, the ghost of Al Davis visits his son, rattling the chains of his tragic devotion to blacked out games, and predicts that little Davis will be visited on Halloween by three ghosts: Super Bowl Past, Super Bowl Present, and Super Bowl Future. More to come...

But in the meantime, the magic turkey, now a little thawed as I spent most of the evening watching the best World Series pitching performance ever, spins on the basement floor, pointing to the Oracle's predictions for NFL Doormats Week 9:

St. Louis: 10
San Francisco: 17

Jacksonville: 3
Cincinnati: 27

Tampa Bay: 14
Cleveland: 16

NY Jest: 28
Kansas City: 18

San Diego: 10
Miami: 17

Washington: (RG Rises from the Dead for Halloween) 10
Minnesota: 21

Oakland: 0
Seattle: 53

Gentlemen, eat some Halloween Candy, down some Orange Cocktails, crack a few Schaefers, and make your predictions!