Tuesday, November 14, 2017

NFL WEEK 10 WORST STATS- THE BEST OF THE WORSTEST

DOLPHINS 21,  PANTHERS 45
Only because they took pity on them did the Panthers not put a 5-spot on the Fins.  
The Floppers are now 4-5 after last night's stinker on dry land.  Not that we're surprised, but they and the Broncos are, so far, our big turnaround teams. Better set up the aquarium in the basement. Go Fish-like Mammals!

PuntFest award of the week goes to the Chargers-Jags game, a whopping 19 punts, and a Red Zone futility of 1-3 by the Jags and 0-0 for the Chargers. No wonder it went to overtime, nobody wanted to score!  

The Bungles couldn't hang onto the ball for even 20 minutes, again, yesterday.  Two weeks in a row of sub-20 minutes is a first in the history of the Doormat Division, since we started keeping track 8 years ago.

NFL WEEK 10 WORST STATS

OFFENSE
Points:  7                      Texans,  Cowboys
First Downs:  10           Bills
Total Yards:  198          Bills
Rushing Yds:  53         Bengals
Passing:  126               Cowboys
QB Rating:    33.6       Taylor, Bills       
3rd Down Conv:  1-10  Bengals
4th Down Conv:  1-3    Cards (lots of 0-1)
Red Zone Conv:         0-3, Texans;  0-0  Colts and Chargers.
Turnovers:  4              Texans
INT:  2                         Texans
Fumbles/lost:  2/2       Bengals, Cowboys, Texans
Sacked:  8/50             Cowboys
Fumble six given:  1     Browns
Pick-six given: 0          nobody!!
Blocked Punt for TD:    0  

DEFENSE:
Points:   45               Dolphins            
Total Yards:  548      Dolphins
Pass yards:  339      Texans
Rush Yards: 298       Bills 
No Sacks:   0             Giants, Bills, Jags, Pats, Panthers 
Penalties for first downs:  6         Seahawks
3rd Down Conv. allowed:  11-14    Fins;   8-12 'Skins
Red Zone conv allowed:  5-5, Skins; 4-4  Fins;  5-7 Bills

MISC:
Punts: 10                Chargers
Total Punts:  19       Chargers-Jags  Penalties:  12/108   Seahawks
Total Penalties:  21  Seahawks-Cards
Time of Poss:  19:51 Bengals (TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!!)


aaaAAAAAnd That's the View from the Basement!!!!

2 comments:

  1. what kind of team doesn’t make it to the red zone? a losing team!
    also Seahags 2 weeks in a row or more at the over 100 yards of penalties mark.
    remember when Pete Carroll was at the helm of USC, they were known as a dirty team.

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    1. there was something about that smug mug on a USC coach that just didn't sit well with people up in the Northwest for some reason.....

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