Lamb Shanks still top of the bottom

At first, I thought it was all over when The Lambs beat The Kittens. I was gutted to watch as The Bootineers strolled into first place besting my muttons by a full game. However on closer inspection, I am optimistic. I had put too much focus on the win/loss column and overlooked the real numbers that still spell dominance by The Sheep. No one has scored less or given up more points than the team collectively known as The Rack of Lamb. And no team has a worse giveaway/takeaway ratio. The Lamb Shanks are clearly in the driver seat for the moldy carpet award this year. I will be watching the rest of the contenders this week as the Yews are idle. But I'll know that I'm riding a winner into the loser's circle so far. We're b-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack.