Thursday, November 15, 2012

NFL, Week at the Knees 11, Doormat Predictions

Ben-Gals pull up at a tailgate party in Cincy
Apparently the Ben-Gals, the Bengals cheerleaders, helped get the team hyped for the big game against the NY Giants, because Cincy clocked the mitey Giants 31-13 in a no-contest ass whupping. Hm, maybe those close games all season were just luck. Giants are looking a little dorrmaty right now. As for the Bengals, they get to ride the crest of a one-game winning streak into Arrow-Through-The-Head stadium where they have the real possibility of winning another game against the hopeless Chiefs.

And speaking of hopeless, did you know Cam Newton is 2-10 in his career against teams at or above .500? Let's look at that schedule....TB, Philly, and KC. Wow, Cam might push the Pansies to a  2-1 run here at mid season. This could blow up their chance for the Moldy Carpet. Then they finish with Atlanta, San Diego, Oakland and New Orleans. Probably will only beat Oakland in that stretch. But by then they might be at 6-10, no chance for the big trophy or a seat on the vinyl-plated barcalounger.

But those are predictions far down the road. Let's take a look at this week. The Oracle spins the frozen turkey and predicts:

Miami- 28
Buffalo- 17

Green Bay- 36
Detroit- 33 (OT)

Cleveland- 10
Dallas- 14

Cincinnati- 24
Kansas City- 13

New York Jets- 14
St. Louis- 21

Philadelphia- 14
Washington- 17

Tampa Bay- 28
Carolina- 16

Jacksonville- 3
Houston- 21

New Orleans- 24
Oakland- 10

And just for fun because this game actually matters to me, I predict the 49ers will best the Bears 13-10 in a 15-round slugfest on a wet, miserable night in SF.

Gentlemen, make your predictions!
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5 comments:

  1. wackoworldNovember 15, 2012 at 12:13 PM

    The Chiefs have to play AGAIN? Is there no compassion in this world? The Lions have actually beaten two teams with winning records this year, which is something new, although at this point the Eagles don't count. The Packers are a REAL winning team, and the Lions can't do that. The Jets, Buffalo and Miami are going according to plan, duking it out for last in the AFC East. The Jets have the hardest road, playing only one team with a winning record for the rest of the season. But, they are really really bringing it right now.

    Miami 15
    Buffalo 17

    Green Bay 38
    Detroit 10

    Cleveland 9 (10 punts)
    Dallas 14

    Cincinnati 35
    Kansas City 3

    NY Jets 10
    St. Louis 30

    Philadelphia 21
    Washington 17

    Tampa Bay 34
    Carolina 13

    Jacksonville 0
    Houston 7

    New Orleans 45
    Oakland 24

    Arizona 10
    Atlanta 30

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  2. wackoworldNovember 15, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    Man, I've nearly nailed the Buffalo Miami score.

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  3. eggchairjimNovember 15, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    Miami- 14
    Buffalo- 19 (wow!!! I'm good!!!!!)

    Green Bay- 36
    Detroit- 3

    Cleveland- 17
    Dallas- 14

    Cincinnati- 34
    Kansas City- 13

    New York Jets- 10
    St. Louis- 3

    Philadelphia- 10
    Washington- 27

    Tampa Bay- 28
    Carolina- 10

    Jacksonville- 13
    Houston- 41

    New Orleans- 34
    Oakland- 13

    49ers - 13
    Bears - 16

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  4. eggchairjimNovember 15, 2012 at 8:46 PM

    Thanks for the Ben-Gals. That pretty much made my day...week. If Patreus got caught with his hand in their cookie jar, I'd totally get it.

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    1. wackoworldNovember 15, 2012 at 8:57 PM

      it's a shame they disbanded the male cheer team- the Ben-Gays.

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