Cowboys- 5 losses- Packers, NY Giants (twice!), Chargers, Broncos (when the Broncos were on fire). These guys are GOOD.
Saints- 3 losses- Cowboys, Bootineers, Pansies. 1 Cellar and 1 on the cusp.
Vikings- 4 losses- CareBears (TWICE!!), Pansies, Steelers. Wow. Not a good sign. Definite Cellar tinge.
Colts- Both losses are 'tank' games at the end of the season: Jets, NILS. No factor, though losing to the Nils is not a good idea no matter what.
Cardinals- 6 losses: Packers (tank game), Titanics (late in season), Colts, Pansies, 49ers (twice). If it wasn't for the Cardinals, 49ers would still be in the cellar. ZERO Cellar tinge here.
Ravens- 7 losses (yow!): no Cellar taint in 7 losses- kind of amazing. Vikes, Bungles, Pats, Bungles again, Colts, Packers, Steelers. Losing to Bungles twice kind of ugly.
Chargers- 3 losses: Ravens, Steelers, Broncos. Steelers went on huge fade shortly after that game. Zero Cellar Taint.
Jets- 7 losses: Nils, Floppers (TWICE), Pats, Saints, Falcons, Jags. Definite Cellar taint.
So, my prediction, based on these unassailable facts, are: Jets, Saints and Vikes will LOSE.
-Wacko
Now that is a great analysis, and hard to argue with. I keep hoping the Saints and Vikes will advance, but my hopes are sinking like a Teneessee Titanics 4th quarter.
ReplyDeleteI think the Cellar analysis might be spot on. I have a feeling the Saints, Viks, and Jets are going to lose. The Oracle from the basement could become a valuable commodity.
ReplyDeleteI see that Cardinals have faint Cellar tinge, because of the Pansies. My bad.
ReplyDeleteHey, wackoworld, the Cards definitely have some cellar tinge. They are also the most on/off team in the league. They could plaster the Saints or get beat by 30. And that could happen with any team, even the Lam...well not the Lambs, but anybody else.
ReplyDeleteOuch!
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