Friday, October 15, 2010

Weak VI Fun Facts!

When I search for The Doormat Division on Google now, we come up first. None of those places that sell doormats. Google knows what's what.

GAME OF THE WEAK

Raydurz at O-for-Niners

It's bragging rights for whose franchise is more hopeless in the Bay Area, and the Niners are giving the Silver and Blacked out all they can handle- and more. Alex Smith's job is on the line. Mike Singletary's job is on the line. So? Smith will get benched at half-time. Raydurz blitz all day- and win.

Around the league:
Colt McCoy will start for the Brownies against the Steelers, with Ben R. returning from Jerk in Limbo. Steelers pummel Brownies. Good QB name there, though, Colt.

Cows @ Vikes (Bumbler's Bowl): one of these teams is going to be 1-4 after this, and a member of the Doormat.C'mon COWS. Although, for some reason, I'd really like to see Brett F just continue to go down in a slide of bad decisions. This time it's 4 interceptions, courtesy of a sore elbow and a Randy Moss that already has gotten bored.

Seattle @ Chicago: Pansies and Bungles are off this week, so the Hags and the Carebears gotta pick up the slack for Stiff of the Week. Bears worst 4-1 team in football. Cheeps are worst 3-1 team. HAGS lose.

Kittens @ Giants: Kittens high-scoring offense (did I really just write that?) meets reality with Giants brick wall. Giants still totally shaky on offense. Kittens lose.

San Diego @ St. Louis- I see 7 interceptions.

Cheeps @ Texans- could be a hideous game. Bring extra reasons to walk around stadium.

Has anybody noticed that the Atlanta Falcons are the best team in the NFC?






4 comments:

  1. Is it possible for the entire NFC West to go 4-12?
    Thank goodness The Lambs showed their true colors against The Kittens. I was worried my run with the moldy carpet could be a one term deal. Now, I like the way The Nils and Lambs are stacking up. Just repeat, Baby! Wheehaw!!
    PS - Our trusty blog has forgotten who I am and onl gives me "anonymous" as a profile. WTF?

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  2. Egg, you have to SIGN IN to your account first before you post a comment- or select your GOOGLE account and sign in, because I do believe this is a google thing.

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  3. Our blog admin guy is almost an entire week behind on the standings thing. He must have a job or something.

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  4. Yes, I do have a job, and it is definitely getting in the way of what I do best, watch sports on TV.

    But seriously, actually, I was serious, what is the deal with the Falcons? Are they on their way to a Superbowl season?

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