I don't know if we could dial up a more perfect game for the Doormat Division.
The Kansas City Cheaps, a team that has not led a single game all season for even one second, has the worst points given up off turnovers (86) , has a quarterback controversy with two guys that would be lucky to make any other team's practice squad, going against the San Diego Blots- sorry, I mean Bolts- a team that has plummeted from spectacular flame-outs engineered by their non-ballerina QB to a timid conservative non-plan by coach Norv Turner.
The AFC West is the new NFC Worst, except for Denver, who have learned they have a winner on their team. The rest of the suspects are Doormat brethren and we're wiping our feet right now on them out on the patio, heating up the instant coffee on the grill in the 'driving mist.' We can't WAIT for this game.
Norv Turner Tunes Out
The Non-Chargers are in a free fall, aided by their crafty public relations department, which, after their loss two weeks ago, issued a press release that, basically, told everybody to stop whining and enjoy the losing and screw you for not loving the Blots no matter what and how dare you even come to the park and boo and just stay home. So there! This kind of maneuver shows that San Diego is working in all departments to get to the Moldy Carpet. Norv Turner is not alone!
And with that kind of bonhomme reverberating around Qualm-comm Stadium, it should be a home game for the ages, and if the Cheaps can somehow, anyhow, wherever how, win this game...oh, come one, it can't really happen, can it? Can the Chargers attain true Doormat cred and drop one to a team that has no idea how to score in the first quarter (1 point average)...or the other quarters for that matter?
NO. Cheaps have the edge, and professional losing criteria, to continue their march to the Moldy Carpet.
This was one of the great doormat games. Did you know Kansas City's -18 turnover differential through 7 weeks is the worst since the Lions managed -21 in back in the 90s? They are truly on track to be one of the worst teams with some of the most impressive Doormat stats in history. And their only victory was against the league's worst defense in overtime.
ReplyDeleteand they STILL haven't lead a game for even one second. I'm sure they haven't been keeping track of that stat for long, but I can't imagine a team has ever gone much farther than 9 games without at least BRIEFLY having a lead. They get to travel to Steel Town next on a MONDAY night. Just what they need- exposure.
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