Thursday, December 13, 2012

NFL Week 15 Doormat Predictions

Rachel Wray, KC Chiefs Cheerleader, takes up MMA boxing
 Rather than shake her pom pons for the KC Chiefs to win, cheerleader Rachel Ray has taken up MMA Boxing, winning her first match in a TKO in "The Cage." We guess it was just too boring to watch the Chiefs play and she decided to get into something where she can do the hitting. Sorry, Chiefs, for your loss.

And speaking of losing, it's time for this week's predictions. The Oracle really stumbled last week, going a miserable 6-4 in picks. That will teach me to predict with my heart. What was I thinking, Detroit win? Against the Pack? It was a beautifully engineered loss by the Kittens, I must say. But it was no match for the Crudinals. Wow. 58-0 against a mediocre team. That takes Doormat class.

And now for this week's predictions:

Cincinnati- 28
Philadelphia- 24

Washington- 17
Cleveland- 21

Minnesota- 14
St. Louis- 12

Jacksonville- 24
Miami- 27

Tampa Bay- 28
New Orleans- 24

Seattle- 33
Buffalo- 10

Detroit- 35
Arizona- 7

Carolina- 14
San Diego- 16

Kansas City- 17
Oakland- 10 (This is definitely the game of the week. A perfect matchup, and a lot on the line)

New York Jets- 17
Tennessee- 14

Gentlemen, make your predictions!



6 comments:

  1. keep bringing the cheesecake!

    Lotta Doormat head-to-head games!!

    The Arizona Cardinals have it all now. Teams have no idea what they are going to throw at them. 8 turnovers? or 0-15 on 3rd down? 10 punts? 13 penalties? It's impossible to be ready for all of that and pull off the loss. The Lions won't know what hit them, unless it's one of their own players. Arizona's only chance is if the constantly over-confident Lions completely sleep walk into this one and party (in Phoenix?) way to hard the night before. If Stafford is already throwing sidearm in the 1st quarter, it might be curtains for the Kittens.

    Detroit 28
    Arizona 10

    The Raiders have one road win- in KC. The Chiefs have ONE road win. In NOLA. This is the last game the Raiders have a hope of winning to keep from having a complete disaster. I just don't know if they can win two games against any team.

    Raiders 13
    Chiefs 12

    Cincinnati 10
    Philadelphia 24

    I'm in the Nick Foles camp.

    Minnesota 7
    St. Louis 21

    Lambs the best bad team in football.

    Jacksonville 3
    Miami 6

    This game is such a stinker. Swamp stink. Whew.

    Tampa Bay 40
    New Orleans 41

    shootout on the Bayou.

    Seattle 23
    Buffalo 20

    Carolina 24
    San Diego 20

    NY Jets 7
    Tennessee 10

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  2. all time recird for punts by one peraon in one game is 16. Maybe Arizona can break it today. Either way, should be a Doormat classic between them and the Kittens. I pick Zona, but Kittens can lose anywhere, anytime!

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  3. New Orleans abd Minnesota, wow. They got up off the mat today!

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  4. Why I though the Rams were going to win 4 straight is beyond me. Bucs have decided to tank the season. Raiders-Chiefs right on schedule for stiff of the week.

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  5. I thought the Lamnbs would lose this one, but I really thought...again...the Kittens would wine one, but it looks like they are finding a way to loser to the Crudinals.

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  6. Hey I did OK, if I'd just checked the news before the philly pick. that was pretty funny. Wow the Kittens have really hit rock bottom....I think.

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