Last Doormats Standing

With one week to go, here are where the Doormat Owners lie:

_________ Charred/Cowpies     8-22

JIMBO        Titanics/Ain’ts           9-21

Walkfish      Brownies/Kittens      9-21

DTRocks     Gags/da’Bares        11-19

ERK            Whiners/Toxins        12-18

Elvis            Bootineers/Nils        13-17

MOOSE      Deadskins/Cravens 13-17

(2) Teams with 4-11 Records left out of the "owner" mix, while (2) play-off teams remain in. Clearly, the Doormat Owners need to study up next year. The best Doormat record is with two teams nobody drafted! The Doormat Commish is not pleased: "At least there will be no one with a .500 or better record..." he said with disgust.

Currently JIMBO has the Tie-Breaker over Walkfish based on head to head (Cleveland beat Tennessee and Detroit beat New Orleans) while Washington bested Tampa Bay, so Moose falls below Elvis, with one weekend left.