The neon Blitz Beer light in the basement is out, guys....
Just when you thought you could relax on the barcalounger with a good cigar, it's time to engage your brain for predictions for NFL week two in the Doormat Division. The Oracle from the Basement picks:
Kansas City- 12
Buffalo- 21
Cleveland- 7
Cincinnati- 9
(This might be the game of the week or at least the stiff of the week.)
Minnesota- 12
Indianapolis- 24
(No, this might be the game of the week)
Oakland- 17
Miami-19
(Hmm, this might be the game of the week)
Arizona- 10
New England- 54
(Blowout of the week)
New Orleans- 21
Carolina- 14
Houston- 36
Jacksonville- 3
Washington- 9
St. Louis- 0
(Hey, this might be the game of the week)
Tampa Bay- 17
New York Giants- 14
(Shocker of the week)
Detroit- 31
San Francisco- 36
(Not a Doormat game, but man this might really be the game of the week)
No matter how you spin the turkey, this is going to be one great week in the basement. Fire up the nacho machine and put your quarts of Stag beer on ice. It's going to be a great Sunday.
wow. Oakland and Miami. Dolphins may make the Raiders look good. They can try. Lions and 49ers rematch should be rocking. Put up yer Dukes.
ReplyDeleteWacko's Completely Unrealistic Predictions:
ReplyDeleteBuffalo 21 Kansas City 9
Cincinnati 13
Cleveland 3
Indianapolis 27
Minnesota 24
Saints 20
Panthers 19
Packers 54
Bears 2
Raiders 17
Dolphins 3
Houston 19
Jacksonville 0
Redskins 40
St. Louis 0
Jets 13
Steelers 9
Chargers 28
Titanics 7
49ers 30
Lions 28
Kansas City- 27
ReplyDeleteBuffalo- 24
Cleveland- 17
Cincinnati- 19
Minnesota- 22
Indianapolis- 14
Oakland- 17
Miami-9
Arizona- 1
New England- 54
New Orleans- 21
Carolina- 24
(beginning of a new era)
Houston- 33
Jacksonville- 10
Washington- 45
St. Louis- 10
Tampa Bay- 27
New York Giants- 24
(even more shocking)
Detroit- 17
San Francisco- 41
Jimbo, you may be onto something with New Orleans. It could be the start of a new dynasty. Walkfish, no way Indy beats Yikes (though I picked Indy too). Niners and Lions is going to be a great game! Get out the pizza coupons and chips.
ReplyDeleteArizona 1? How they do that? Are they going to score a touchdown, kick an extra point, and then have the TD taken back due to a review of the play?
ReplyDeleteIf anybody can do it, it's The Cruds!
ReplyDeleteThey're playing Canadian rules in New England this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteIndy's defense is humorous, at best. I just want my Yikes go on a bender. I thought YOU were Walkfish, Greent.
Good grief I am, writing comments to myself. I gotta lay off the cheez whizz and Mountain Dew.
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