BEARS 13, LIONS 7
The Detroit Lions are back. It's like they never left. Last night, aT Soldier Field, the Kittens cough up a furball the size of a football. And then fumble it.
THREE turnovers in the red zone. Wow! This is the most lop-sided 13-7 game I've ever seen. The Kitties could've won 28-13!! But it felt like 45-0 Chicago.
Even a vicious, nearly thug-like sack of Jay Cutler by you-know-who didn't change the Cats luck, as Cutler fuzz-brained his way through the second half with no need to actually do much of anything. Sadly, the Lions scored a touchdown with 30 seconds to play and we still don't have a 1-touchdown game to put The Stiff of the Week stamp on. Man I hate those late, futile TDs. But, hey SIXTEEN punts is good enough:
STIFF OF THE WEEK!!!!! @#$!%&!
The Kitties are back in the basement, falling to 2-4, and looking like they have no intention of beating anybody within sniffing distance of a winning record. Lions still haven't beaten anybody with a winning record in a few years.
Maybe if we keep running copyrighted material, someone will notice our blog. We can try.
Don't the Lions already have a decade's supply of Moldy Carpet?
ReplyDeleteThey're actually our supplier for the trophy.
ReplyDeleteHaha. Good one.
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