Frozen Turkey Saved for Thanksgiving, Oracle Forced to Predict with Coin Toss

First of all, I understand the Redskins name has been declared offensive to crayons resulting in a lawsuit from Crayola Inc. Whatever that means.

So let's flip the old coin here on the sticky-from-Guiness-and-Saki-bombs bar and here are the predicted Doormat results in NFL week Oceans 11.

Buffalo-
Miami-

Wait a minute, this isn't a Doormat game either. What has gone wrong with Thursday Doormat Night Football? They should never have moved it to the NFL network. What a croc. And speaking of crocs, NBC led with a rugby game from Australia last week instead of NFL on Sunday. And--whoa this is scary--there were more soccer matches to watch on TV last Sunday than NFL games (if you leave out NFL Ticket of course). NBC had soccer all day--not NFL--and only Sunday Night Football. The networks are forcing it on us. They must not like the $$$$ deals they are getting from the NFL. Hmmm..will NFL greed kill football and make soccer the dominant sport? That would take a prediction, and all this Oracle has is long neck stout and a coin to flip.

So here goes.....

Denver- 17
St. Louis- 10 (with Denver winning in the last minute)

Minnesota- -4
Chicago- -8 (this is going to be one horrible game)

Houston- 21
Cleveland- 28 (Brownies vault into official non-doormat status)

San Francisco-- 33
New York Giants- 3

Tampa Bay- 10
Washington- 14 (angry bee defense strikes again)

Atlanta- 17
Carolina- 10 (going into a full nose dive)

Oakland- 3
San Diego- 48

Pittsburgh- 26
Tennessee- 9

And that is all this Oracle has to say.

Gentleman, make your predictions!