Friday, December 25, 2009

Oracle from the Basement Weak XVI


Kansas City is making a serious run for the Basement

It's Christmas Day and the once lowly Titanics are the odd-on favorite tonight in an AFC clash with the division-leading San Diego Chargers. Can the Titanics rise from the moldy carpet and the naugahyde barstool and reach respectability with a win over the Bolts?

No.

And here are the Oracle's other predictions for this weak:

Cheeps 3
Bengals 38

Nils 10
Falcons 24

Bootineers 0
Saints 18

Lambs 12
Cardinals 28

Kittens 20
49ers 18

Cowboys 18
Deadskins 21

Raydurz 28
Brownies 9

Gentlemen,. Merry Christmas and make your predictions. May the worst team win!
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  1. wackoworldDecember 25, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    Kittens 20 49ers 18?!? Whaddya trying to do to me, here? I may have to go out to the stick and witness this debacle in person. Niners barely kept themselves out of the Cellar this year, but are going to have the official test this week AND next with Detroit and then St. Louis on the card. good grief.

    You need to give up on the Deadskins, Walkfish. They DID have the big upset, but let's face it. Jim Zorn is a dead man on the sidelines.

    Cheeps 14
    Bengals 17

    Nils 10 (they are always good for 1 FG and 1 TD)
    Falcons 24

    Bootineers 9
    Saints 42

    Lambs 6
    Cardinals 20

    Kittens 3
    49ers 75

    Deadskins 13
    Cowboys 31

    Raydurz 20
    Brownies 21

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  2. wackoworldDecember 25, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    THAT'S WEEK 16, XVI, Walkfish!

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  3. WalkfishDecember 25, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    Hey, I gotta go with what the beer bottle spins.

    Deadskins always get up for the Cowboys. I still predict a good game, thought the Cowboys probably6 will win because they are the Cowboys and it is late in the season and that always means they win.

    Kittens are due forr a true upset. Though I hope to hell I am wrong. I want them to win the Moldy Carpet trophy!

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  4. WalkfishDecember 25, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    Sorry wackoworld, no way Brownies win this week.

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  5. wackoworldDecember 25, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    Raydurz should actually perform a beat-down on them, but they always follow up good D with something dreadful. So, I'm sticking with the rotation.

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  6. wackoworldDecember 25, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    Oh-ho! Quinn is out, and Derek Anderson will be taking the snaps.
    So what? They're both dogs.

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  7. eggchairjimDecember 26, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    Cheeps 0
    Bengals 52

    Nils 0
    Falcons 52

    Bootineers 0
    Saints 52

    Lambs 0
    Cardinals 52

    Kittens 0
    49ers 52

    Deadskins 0
    Cowboys 52

    Raydurz 52
    Brownies 0

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  8. wackoworldDecember 26, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    Fifty-two Reasons Why!! One of these has to be right!!!!

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