Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Cleveland Brownies Eyeing the Championship


Browns fans are on life support, or is that beer support?

The Cleveland Brownies championship hopes are alive and well as the Moldy Carpet trophy looms on the NFL horizon. This week they face the Chargers, which means they will be face down in the mud most of the game.


The last time Cleveland was this close to a championship was 1959 against a team that is now their nemesis for the Cellar championship and a trip to the Toilet Bowl: the Detroit Kittens.

Remember the Dirty Dozen? Remember Jim Brown's dash for cover as the grenades blew the roof off the Nazi Chateau and the machine guns blared? Remember how he didn't make it? Keep that image in mind as you watch the Brownies this weekend.

7 comments:

  1. Does that say Brownie Beer on the 'distributor' there? They are gonna need a lot of those to make it through the game this weekend, but it may NOT be the Blowout of the Week, because the Deadskins play the Saints. Sez here though that the Saints will have a let-down, and only win 31-3.

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  2. What the hell is that? Brownie Beer distributor??

    Though Saints get to trounce the Deadskins this Sunday, I think they will be coasting slightly, and only win 28-3. Chargers game still Blowout of the Week.

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  3. Hey, my comment supposedly didn't go through. But it's there. So now I did it twice! Man, there's some real dog games comin' up this weekend. Wait a minute, there, Walkfish, you've got the Lambs in there twice playing two different teams.

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  4. The Cubbies will have their hands full with the surging Lambs (surging downward) because the Cubbies have lost all sense of up and down. Cutler is cursed, there can be no doubt. Losing to the Lambs could seal his fate. Lambs vs Tonix should be a stylish blowout as well.

    As for the Brownies, they are just locked in plain and simple. Can Vegas create a point spread big enough for this one? If you have a bookie, bet Christmas on this game. Chargers cover the spread by double.

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  5. That's NOT Jim Brown in the photo, maybe
    Leroy Kelly, with Frank Ryan looking on...

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  6. Leroy Kelly. Frank Ryan stuck in my memory, because he was only guy wearing 13.

    Very few do.

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