Sunday, December 27, 2009

Wacko Caveats

These "qualifiers" would make one think Wacko finds his Cellar work daunting (like a Culpepper), but I believe he is into it with, at least, as much commitment as The Lambs. Here are a few I found recently, and "don't stop believin" as your own SF super group Journey sings it, because we love it, and The Cellar needs your exquisite touch.

Ok it’s Christmas Week and I barely have time to go to the bathroom, so I’m going to try to keep it brief.

Yes, I'm still here, though everybody else has gone to the mall…

I’m going to keep it brief, because I have to go down to the courthouse and sign up for comedy traffic school, so the laughs are all on me in a little bit.

2 comments:

  1. WTF - Traffic School?
    You are supposed to take Golf lessons to correct your driving...

    Da Bears now certainly qualify for the Cellar, but alas they are
    NFC.

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  2. why thanky, Eggchair. I've not "kept it brief" a single time, because it's too damn much fun writing this stuff up.

    It's 34ยบ and snowing in Cleveland right now. I gotta go learn some tunes for a session coming up, but at 10am I'm at the tube for the whole LOUSY game. I've predicted the Brownies to win, but I'd like to see the Raydurz just pummel them.

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