Friday, November 25, 2011

DOORMAT ALERT! Repeat 0-16 in sights for QB!!

Guess what Doormat followers? We have history in the making. Indianapolis Colt's backup backup QB Dan Orlovsky may just start getting under center this Sunday as Curtis Painter gets one last chance to attempt to actually win a game for the Dolts. He has absolutely no chance as the Carolina Pansies will just kill them in 4 quarters of the Cam Newton show.

So what, you say, about Orlovsky? People! Orlovsky was the backup backup in Detroit in 2008 when the Lions went 0-16, becoming the first team EVER to lose 16 games in a season. And now, here in 2011 Mr. Orlovsky has the very very good chance to help direct another team to an 0-16 season. He may get to work this Sunday. Of course, what we all know is changing quarterbacks on a team headed for history can derail things terribly and it could result in a victory, especially when the Gaguars show up for the season finale, after everybody on that team has completely thrown in the towel and had a couple beers before the game.

So, okay? Keep your steely-eyed Doormat specs on the Dolts now, as the stretch run begins this Sunday.

1 comment:

  1. Looks like the Dolts are making the right moves to take a run at the record. Should be an exciting finish to this season!

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