Monday, November 21, 2011

Monday Night Embarrassment

New England Patriots 34, Kansas City Chiefs 3

They've done it again, folks. The blowout blueprint: losing team gets first score, kicking chip shot field goal. They never score again while the winners just pile up the points. We've had 3 of these in the last week. Schizophrenic Doormat Kansas City follows the blueprint to the last detail. Hats off, once again, to coach Todd Haley and his staff for using a game plan with great precedent.

The Cheaps are making me rewrite this week's lows on the wrap-up, as back-up QB Tyler Palko takes over for Matt Cassel, and brings home the Doormat bacon, flinging 3 interceptions and keeping the Cheaps out of the endzone. 3 points is this week's most anemic output. It looks bleak for the Cheaps now. 4-6 and Pittsburgh, Chicago, Jets and Green Bay coming up, followed by the revenge minded Oakland Raiders, and finishing the season in Denver. The losing streak is at 3 now, and I don't see why they can't lose out the rest of the schedule- a potential 9-game losing streak, and finishing 4-12. Wow.




4 comments:

  1. Too bad Cheaps are in the AFC as they will never catch the Dolts now. But it could be a very exciting run to the end! Cheaps schedule is so tough we might see some epic bungling in the next four weeks.

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  2. You are right, Wacko, it's the classic doormat first score kiss of death, especially when it's a field goal. I will never forget when the Broncos started with a field goal against the Redskins in the Super Bowl and then the Skins scored 35 points in the second quarter. I went out to pick up a pizza and when I got back to the house the game was essentially over. Worst Super Bowl ever.

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  3. Well, the 35 points were amazing to watch while it happened, and Doug Williams got something like 300 yards in one quarter. I've never seen a blitz like that in any other game. Broncos did the encore against the 49ers later, too.

    Honestly, I think Indy plays Jacksonville one more time. That's the only possible victory. The really truly have good odds to go 0-16, and do it without much difficulty.

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  4. Yeah, but I was out getting a double salami, pepperoni, and sausage pizza with chili peppers and missed the whole thing. I'm still bitter about it. Yeah, I remember the encore with SF. The Buncos really booted that game, too. Though SF would have beat anyone that day. Elway won two Superbowls later on. Man, he was in four Super Bowls?

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