NFC SOUTH Replaces Doormat Division, Basement Redecorated

Who needs the Doormat Division when you have the

 NFC South?  

Clearly, Parity has gone too far, as in Paucity, and our own territory is being encroached upon by an actual, real, NFL division.  It isn't parity, NFL execs, if none of the teams can win 2 games in a row against feeble opposition.  At least the Division has the perfect name for this. South, as in- GOIN' SOUTH.  Or GONE SOUTH AGES AGO. 

After tonight's Aints disaster, at home, the entire division has almost no chance of anybody finishing above .500.

Here's the Fantastic Mess

NFC SOUTH

Saints       4 -7

Falcons     4-7

Panthers   3-7-1

Bucs         2-9

The Saints, Falcons, and Panthers will have to win ALL FIVE of their remaining games to reach 9-7 (or 8-7-1), which has as much chance of happening as me buying a Porsche this week...or any week. The Oakland Raiders have a better chance of winning five in a row than this crew.  

You know what?  I don't think any of them are even going to make it to .500. And why should they?  They only have to finish with a better record than one of the other teams.  That's a tall order for all of these guys.  Heck, the Tampa Bay Bucs can still win the division. 

But let's be serious. This means a new all-time low for NFL teams will be reached!!  An entire division more than two games under .500!!!  The Division winner will be 6-10!!!! 

The only team that has even a GHOST of a chance to win 3 of their remaining games are the Saints, and it's not looking very good, after tonight's debacle at the Super-Ooper Dome.  

And we thought 2010 was amazing-  that was nothing.  The Rams and the Seahawks tied at 7-9, and then the Seahags actually won a playoff game.  

Well, there's nothing for it.  We have to let them haul in their own couch, bring their wet-fur pets in here, and put up with these guys.  The next five weeks are gonna be something else. 

-Wacko