Week III and some teams are starting to list to port and take on water, Buffalo and Oakland to name a few. No Titanics yet, but we expect the Giants to get a torpedo below the water line this weekend.
And speaking of ships underwater, hey, Doormat game of the week is the first game: Brownies vs Jets! At this point the Brownies are, for the last four seasons: 3-13, 1-15, 0-16, 0-1-1, for a combined 4-1-44. I don't think any losing streak can touch that, especially since we can expect at least 5-1-10 this year. Imagine, 54 losses in four years.
What does that mean for the Jets? After all, they are on the classic slide of first round pick gets put in a game too soon, plays well, they win, everyone gets excited, and then the new guy leads them to five consecutive defeats.
So the Brownies have their work cut out for them! Even Vegas is picking them by 3 points. Not this Oracle.
Browns- 21
Jets- 24 (OT)
Packers- 36
Redskins- 3
Bills- 6
Vikings- 42
Colts- 21
Eagles- 17
Raiders- 28
Dolphins- 31
Giants- 12
Texans- 17
(Stiff of the week)
Titans- 14
Jaguars- 36
Cowboys- 10
Seahawks- 7
(Boy this will be a stinker)
Bears- 24
Cardinals-12
Patriots- 28
Lions-10
And the Oracle has spoken!
Gentlemen, make your predictions.
ooo- Bears - Cards is a real test for the CARDs to still lose. I think Khalil Mack is going to get 7 sacks and be the difference. Conversely, the Raiders having no pass rush will be the difference in their game. I wonder why I keep bringing that up.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get it to Brown just right? You need a Baker.
ReplyDeleteHa! Shake ‘n Bake.
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