Wednesday, December 16, 2009

WEAK XV MATCH-UPS

Cardinals at Kittens

The Kittens have picked a bad time to play a football game. Sunday. They are looking into playing their game on Friday, and letting the Cardinals take the field on Sunday. Playing on Sunday is for the birds. Should be Blowout of the Week, unless Cardinals continue to reel after Monday night's humiliation at the hands of the Niners. Cardinals by 14

Brownies at Cheaps

Danger of Victory Index just went off the chart for Brownies. Look out for the quagmire in the south end zone. Other than that, not much to worry about, even if you're the Brownies. Brownies use one man for everything: Josh Cribbs- wildcat, return man, special teams tackling, wide receiver....it's working, in a small Brownie Point kinda way, and that's good enough in this matchup. Brownies by 7

Texans at Lambs

Texans are a Jekyll and Hyde team. A Flo and Eddy team. A Spongebob or Squidward team.
Lambs still lose. Lambs run the table and then fall off table, onto the moldy carpet. zzzzzz.
Texans by 10

Bootineers at Seattle

Grant's right- should be the Stiff of the Week. Danger of Victory Index very high for Boots here. Run the ball, Boots. Seahags by 12 (turnover points)

Nils at Pats

Nils won a game because the Cheaps are not to be trifled with when it comes to ingenious ways to give it up. cough it up. hack it up. screw it up. The Patriots don't know this system, and they're 'ex-Kitten/Lamb/Cheap' factor is not high enough. Pats win big. BIG, I tell you. You heard it here first. Pats by 28

Giants at Deadskins

Deadskins also got a win because their culture of losing does not have the breadth and depth and intrenched trench mouth of the Silver and Blacked out. They won't have that kind of luck this weekend. Giants get healthy on the 'Skins. Giants by 6

Raydurz at Broncos

Don't look. Ja-miss-it AND Heywerd-Bey are BAAAAA-AAAACK. Avert your eyes.
Bettie Gradkowski's gone back to Pittsburgh. Just some crumpled up foil casserole dishes are all that's left....half a stuck manicotti there....hey Jamarcus! C'mere! Broncos by 10






1 comment:

  1. Hey, maybe the Lions can win if they play when no one else is there.

    Thanks, wackoworld for another great post with some funny schtick. I can harldy wait for the Cleveland / KC game! Arrowhead will never be the same!

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