Cleveland 13, Pittsburgh 6
The Pittsburgh Steelers, the Cellar Division's best friend, stumble out of the playoffs in Cleveland as the Brownies sack Big Ben EIGHT times, turn Josh Cribbs loose, outgain the Steelers, and score a rushing TD for the FIRST TIME THIS SEASON. And we thought it couldn't happen in our lifetimes. Brownies win for the first time in 11 tries at home (a franchise record 10 losses).
Whew!
The Steel Curtainrods have now lost to the Cubs, the Cheaps, the Raydurz, and now the lowliest of the lowly, the Cleveland Brownies. The are LOST in the Bonehead Forest, boys, and they won't be finding the playoffs this year.
Stunning. Jimbo, you better worry, because the Brownies could beat the Cheaps! (though, I do think you are in the clear on the Lambs. They are not going to beat anybody).
Cheaps are only a game back, now. Game ON.
For chrissakes! Is nothing sacred? This is the problem with betting the house on a loser - they screw it up somehow. Now everybody is back in this thing. The Brownies could run the table. That's how unreliable losers are. They can start winning for no reason. The Lambs will probably start playing out of the heads and beat the Saints or the Vikings or somebody with a winning record. Game on, Boys. It's a fight to the finish...or the basement, rank carpet, stale beer, ciggy butt Cellar!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Brownies did it playing Brownie ball. 82 yards passing on 6 of 19. 12 First Downs.
ReplyDelete16 punts between the two teams. Good old godawful gridiron ball-busting.
There is no truth to the rumor that, when the Steelers arrived in the locker room tonight, equipment manager Rogers Freyvogel could not find the cup protectors or jock straps. Brownies equip. manager Brad Melland denies ever being near the visitor's locker room, but was seen throwing a large trash bag into the dumpster at Gate H shortly before dawn this morning.
Dug nailed it, they are now the Pittsburgh Pitts!
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