Here we are, gentlemen, two weeks to go, and this week should pretty much settle things in the NFC, unless the Lambs run into some incredible luck. Over the in the AFC, nothing is for sure, and the Brownies are in danger of winning AGAIN against the Silver and Blacked Out (Christ-on-a-heated-bench!). That would put the Cheaps in the driver's seat with a week to go. It's gonna be intense- here's some of the news that's been seeping in to the Basement:
So this begs the question: What is Charlie's mom cooking for the team? There has been no mention in the press.
PLUS, Frye started opening day for the Brownies in 2007 and was TRADED two days later. He is the first NFL opening day starter to get traded so soon. If that doesn't motivate him, the stench off Lake Erie should at least wake him up.
Joshua Cribbs will go nuts against the Raydurz, and Brownies win 3rd straight, always a sign that a team has actually learned something. At least temporarily. Brady Quinn currently worst starting QB in league (Ja-miss-it now THIRD string).
Cheeps: 46 Dropped passes....is that a lot? Not enough! The Cheeps need 8 more drops to tie the Floppers record 54, set in 1992 (first season of recording the stat). But they dropped 10 last week, so with two games to go, they could do it! The Cheeps are doing everything they can to bottom out. (by the way the 49ers Vernon Davis, leading the league in TD receptions, also leads the league in drops with 11).
Lambs: 18th string QB Kyle Boller returned to practice this week, starting out with a rigorous sequence of tiddly-winks, film (Heidi), a push-up, more film (Sound of Music), and clip-board holding. Coach Spatula has not named Null the QB for Sunday's collapse vs. Cards. Not named Null. Null set not named nothing for no contest!
Nils: Safety Jairus Byrd, leading the league in interceptions, is out for the last two games....and the playoffs. Nils should close out with two L's.
Floppers: okay they're out of contention, but really, can they blow another lead, just to nail down their reputation and be deserving of their name? Why not?
BLOWOUT OF THE WEEK: Tampa at New Orleans.
STIFF OF THE WEEK: Anything with the Nils in it. Vikes-CareBears likely if Vikes keep up the ultra-fade act. Kittens at 49ers looks like a ONE touchdown game. Although lately these Cellar-type matchups have produced huge numbers.
SHOCKER OF THE WEEK: if I knew what it was , it wouldn't be a shocker.
Charlie Frye will play inspired football for all the reasons Wacko just mentioned, and the Rayduhs won't kick it to Cribbs...Brownies lose big!
ReplyDeleteThe Lambs need what Congress needs...everybody gets fired, a complete do-over! Interesting to note the Lambs can't pass a decent ball, and Congress can't pass a decent bill.
"I knew Roman Gabriel, Null Boy, and you, sir, are no Roman Gabriel!"
Raiders plan to kick it to CRibbs, because they have an excellent cover team, and Shane Lechler is the best hang-time/distance punter in the league. He's still averaging 51yds a boot. It's Mano-y-Mano with Cribbs and the Silver and Blacked Out. forecast is for a high of 33 and snow. It's gonna be on here, and I'm watching this one!!
ReplyDeleteIt used to drive me nuts that the Rayduhs were always on here AFTER they left town; now I'm going to be disappointed if this one isn't on. The Cellar has made profound changes to my football experience...I love it!
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