The Seattle Seahags are in the hunt for the Superbowl, and will dive into Soldier Field like an Osprey on a spawning salmon to take on the fearsome Chicago Bears in an NFC playoff showdown this Sunday. Unfortunately, the Bears will grab the salmon first and smack them in the face with it all day long.
Yes, the Seahawks are 2-6 on the road this year, but they beat Chicago in one of those road games. So it CAN be done, and Pete Carol is the coach and Marshawn Lynch could go Beast Mode.
But let's face it, the Bears can out-hit, out-muscle, and out-crazy anyone. Have you watched any Bears games this year? When that defense is clicking, it's scary.
So the Oracle from the Basement predicts the Bears will win, 38-3. Seahawks will get 6 first down.
But I hope I am wrong, because the Oracle already predicted in December that the NFC West champion would make it to the NFC Conference Championship game.
So I'm going to flop like a salmon on the deck of fishing boat and go out on a thin limb here and change my prediction: Seahags 28, Bears 24.
I'm going out for another keg of Hamms and some Costco brand chips and salsa for the game. See you in the basement!!
Are they afraid of Bears in Seattle? I don't think so: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FARnbRBWKGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FARnbRBWKGg
ReplyDeleteCheck out the video classic above for a good time. Hags will win this 18-17 on 6 field goals.
Hags host Green Bay for championship.
Hey, love the cowpie and donkey logos!
Hags gotta hold on, keep the Doormat season alive. But how can you do that and win at the same time?
ReplyDeleteHEy, I put the link in the post. Thanks, eggchair, glad you like the logos. Have some more on the way!
ReplyDeleteIf they can beat the Bears they can go out in true Doormat fashion by losing to Green Bay in the biggest blowout in NFL history: 78-0.
ReplyDeleteIf they win the Superbowl (and they won't), NFL should skip regular season in the future and just have 16 weeks of playoffs.
Have to admit, Seahawks beating Pats in Superbowl would be pretty satisfying.
I think a Cellar team can honor the division by going all the way as long as they lose at some point. Losing the super bowl would be the ultimate of course, but losing the NFC championship aint chopped liver. I know it sounds bassackwards, but it does have a tinch of logic to it. Go Hags!...just not all the way.
ReplyDeleteYou're right because: they win tomorrow and they are 8-8. Lose in the NFC Championship, and, that's right, they're 8-9!!!!! It'll be another 50 years before somebody does that. Oh, wait, that's a first, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteGood math wacko. Yep, a finish that will probably never be repeated. Thank God!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if the Seahags beat the Care Bears the NFC Championship game will be played in Seattle. Good grief.
ReplyDelete15 minutes before gametime I finally wake up: What is the Bear's Doormat Quotient? The Bears won 11 games. They have won exactly 3 games against teams with winning records (Packers week 3, Eagles week 12, and Jets week 16). So, three actual bonafide victories. the other 8 wins? Yikings (2), Kittens (2), Nils, PANSIES, Cowpies, Floppers. Except for the Floppers and Pansies and second Yikings game played in Detroit I think or U of Minn, they were all close. Who'd they LOSE to? Seahags, Deadskins, Giant Nats, Patriots, Packers. So, these guys squeaked by early in the season, then got their defense rolling,
ReplyDeletePrediction: If the Seahags can stop the passing game at ALL, and kick 3 long field goals, they win. Seahags 15, Bears 14 You heard it here....
Unless, of course, the OTHER Seahags team shows up, and the score will be 41-3.
ReplyDeleteWell, it was almost 41-3. Good call, wacko.
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