Oops, wrong final four, but you get the idea, it's time for a slam dunk game to determine who is really the baddest of the bad, the beasts of bungling, the tornadoes of trippytoes, the chokers of chaos, etc.
And so it comes down to just four predictions that are even worth mentioning, and here they are:
Chicago- 26
Detroit- 28
Yes, the Kittens will get off the mat and win one and stay out of the Doormat Bowl. Actually, even if they lose, they are too far behind the Pheebles in differential stats to eek into the Doormat Bowl.
Phillies- 6
NY Giants- 50
Giants have to win, and when they have to they do, usually. Pheebles have to lose, and when they have to, they do. Pheebles go to the Doormat Bowl!
Kansas City- 3
Denver-48
The Cheeps put the nail in the coffin and punch their ticket to the Doormat Bowl.
Jacksonville- 24
Tennessee- 14
Gaguars stumble in game 16, win one against the formidable ineptitude of the Titanics, and stay out of the Doormat Bowl.
Oh, and one possibility is still out there...
Arizona- 32
San Francisco- 38
A shootout in SF and the Niners get into the playoffs and send Arizona into a tie with the Lions for next-to-worst in the NFC.
And the Oracle predicts at Pheebles-Cheeps Doormat Bowl!
Location, date and time to be announced later this week.
The Pheebles and Kittens should duke it out in a playoff to determine who advances to the Doormat Bowl.
ReplyDeleteThen again, the Kittens beat the Pheebles.
Yeah, we don't have a good way to do a playoff series for the Doormat Division. Any ideas out there?
ReplyDeleteFor now, Kittens beat Pheebles in regular season play and the Kittens beat the Pheebles in almost every important statistical category. So it's Philly!
Wow, Vikings beat Packers. Colts beat Texans. Too bad Vikes have to play the Pack again in the first round of the playoffs.
Can definitive losers be determined by pure statistics? Let's say the Kittens lost to the Pheebles but the Pheebs were worse statistically, couldn't we say the Pheebs take it because overall statistics are worse?
ReplyDeleteI had a chance to buy the old box game Hall of Fame football with the circular cards for offense and defense that fit over the spinner. It would have been a great way to do the Toilet Bowl. I don't know why I passed up the opportunity. I also loved last years fictitious game in Russia. If it continues to come from the imagination of the Cellar, I'm good with that too. Actual "fantasy" football. Yay!