Well, well, well, the NFL season started on a Thursday--which I don't like--and it was a rematch of the Super Bowl. Denver wins with a new relatively unknown quarterback and looked pretty darn good!
But the rest of the following pile does not. As this Reg will attest:
So it's time to spin the bottle and get ready for the first Sunday in the basement. Doormat fans have their Velveeta and pizza peppers "nacho" melts ready, the chips are piled on the couch, and there are 40 pounds of hot dogs in the fridge. Fire up the Hibachi, guys!
And here are the Oracle's first predictions of the season. Included here are every team with a ranking below negative ranking at the start of the season or are one of the Doormat owners' teams. For some great metrics and rankings, visit Team Rankings.
But we know who the teams to beat, er lose, are.
BUCCANEERS- 17
FALCONS- 21
VIKINGS-- 10
TITANS11 12
(Reality sets in with Bradford, a true doormat QB, at the helm).
BROWNS- 10
EAGLES- 9
(Browns win only game of the year)
BENGALS- 42
JETS-- 10
RAIDERS- 36
SAINTS- 28
(Are bad boy shootout best game of the week)
CHARGERS- 17
CHIEFS- 26
BILLS- 10
RAVENS- 14
BEARS- 0
TEXANS- 28
PACKERS- 36
JAGUARS- 7
DOLPHINS- 10
SEAHAWKS- 21
GIANTS- 28
COWBOYS- 17
LIONS- 24
COLTS- 31
STEELERS- 28
REDSKINS- 13
RAMS- 10
49ERS- 3
Gentelmen, make your predictions!
you know, I think Bradford is not going to start. But that may be changing by the minute up there at the Giant Prow.
ReplyDeleteGood grief, the 49ers- Rams is the MONDAY NIGHT DOORMAT. They didn't even wait ONE WEEK to start booking our boys.