BROWN-OUTS 7, RAVEN-POES 28
When you play the Browns, it's nerve wracking. Will they implode in the first quarter? The second? The entire second half? Blow a 20 point lead or just blow it on the first couple possessions? You just never know when they are going to ambush you with an onslaught of appallingly bad football, be totally overwhelmed and never recover.
The Baltimore Ravens, a team that really tries to be mediocre but runs into trouble every time, hit a buzzsaw in the second half last night as the Browns, led by the shrewd coaching of Hugh Jackson, threw Doormat pro QB Josh McClown out there for the 2nd half, for reasons only too obvious to us here in the Basement. The result was a blinding attack of 2 fumbles and 2 interceptions in 4 possessions that blew the game wide open and the Ravens had no answer- except scoring touchdowns and winning yet another game they thought for sure they had a reasonable chance to lose. WOW!!
The Blank Helmets are now 0-10, the best worst start in Browns history. With this kind of coaching (please god don't fire him) why wouldn't this team go 0-16 and win the Moldy Carpet for the first time in the storied history of Browns football?
But the Forty-Whiners are right behind them at 1-7 (soon to be 1-8), and they have to stay on point, or it could all be for naught.
-wacko
it’s a great time to be a Browns fan! clevelend wins the NBA Larry O’Brien trophy, the Indians almost win the MLB commisioners trophy and the Browns en route to the moldy carpet
ReplyDeleteTribe kinda blew it for the trifecta- but the Browns will manage to make Indians fans...not forget. Who am I kidding? It'll all be there to stew on for the entire offseason!
ReplyDeleteHow quickly could Donald Trump take an NFL franchise with a winning record, and get them to 2-14? I'm guessing 2 years.
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