Sunday, November 13, 2016

Perfect 10 in Week 10


Cleveland is a perfect 10! Every highlight reel of the Browns from this season will now have Ravel's Bolero as the soundtrack.

And speaking of Cleveland, sorry, Doormat Fans, that these predictions are a little late in coming. I was covering the Thursday Night Football fiasco in Cleveland when a massive demonstration broke out. Angry American League fans flooded the streets, smashing windows, burning cars, and causing other kinds of mayhem as a protest against the outcome of the World Series. As reported in The Onion, fans believed that because both teams scored the same amount of runs, it should be a tie. It should not matter how many games you win. The protests have ended, but Major League Baseball has agreed to review the outcome of the Series and consider calling it a tie, and then also consider "total runs scored in the year" as the determining factor in who wins a Division. Isn't that how the Canadians do it in hockey? Or at least points scored is a factor?

BTW, every protester received a participation award.

But for now, here are the predictions for week 10:

Green Bay- 21
Tennessee- 17
(Green Bay wins a game)

Chicago- 13
Tampa Bay- 17
(Stiff of the week)

Kansas City- 28
Carolina- 14

Los Angeles- 10
New York Jets- 12
(Game of the week!)

Denver- 17
New Orleans- 24

Houston- 36
Jacksonville- 31

Miami- 10
San Diego- 42

San Francisco- 21
Arizona- 24
(The other game of the week)

Cincinnati- 14
New York Giants- 24

Gentlemen, make your predictions!






4 comments:

  1. I think the Pack wants to come in from the Patio, maybe the Vikings too. I can't believe it, the Kittens may be the team to walk away with the NFC North this year.

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  2. I was wondering about that Titans game. They can score if Mariota doesn't turn it over. And the Pack don't score much...so....looks like them Titans are starting crawl out of the Big Hole.

    RAMS-JETS- 5 field goals!!! Oh, the drama....less-ness

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  3. Niners appear to be doing their usual routine. However, the Cardinals rolled out a Carson Palmer 'scramble' fumble on a 2nd and goal. Cards respond by letting Kaepernick hurl a bomb on the next play (45 yards). 20-10 Cards in the 3rd, but Niners will have to stay vigilant to keep the losing streak alive. Cards aren't going to just let them have it.

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  4. 20-13 now. Cards not going to make it easy for the Niners. Meanwhile, Fins harpooning Chargers.

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