Doormat Cheerleaders

Do cheerleaders and Doormat teams correlate? Well, maybe. The Brownies don't have any! I guess they are just that bad that not one person was willing to don the Chomps brown bikini and pom-pom for Cleveland.

But Detroit has another take. No official team cheerleaders, but there is a club, "Detroit Pride." (Get it, pride of Lions?).

Here is a sample of the Detroit Pride:

I guess that works since the Lions don't play outdoors. Nice chassis from the Motor City. Is she imported from Detroit too?

And the Lambies?

Here is a sample:

Well, I think the Oracle from the Basement has to give the Pride the edge right now.

And the Dolts?

Here is a sample:

Nice, wholesome lady from Indiana.

The Oracle still gives the edge to Detroit. But, hey, the Oracle is biased.

A full report of Doormats and Cheerleaders will follow the exciting Doormat Bowl between Indianapolis and St. Louis on Feb. 6.