But Detroit has another take. No official team cheerleaders, but there is a club, "Detroit Pride." (Get it, pride of Lions?).
Here is a sample of the Detroit Pride:
I guess that works since the Lions don't play outdoors. Nice chassis from the Motor City. Is she imported from Detroit too?
And the Lambies?
Here is a sample:
Well, I think the Oracle from the Basement has to give the Pride the edge right now.
And the Dolts?
Here is a sample:
Nice, wholesome lady from Indiana.
The Oracle still gives the edge to Detroit. But, hey, the Oracle is biased.
A full report of Doormats and Cheerleaders will follow the exciting Doormat Bowl between Indianapolis and St. Louis on Feb. 6.
Somewhere between cheerleaders and barrel racers, my ultimate dream babes prance and dance. And although all three of these ladies fill the bill (Boy, do they!), I think I prefer the Lambs gal. She has the disheveled, unkempt look that says there's a little rock 'n' rol in her soul. As a recent arrival to the bachelor kingdom, I think I might have to hold out for a cheerleader...ok, an ex-cheerleader (I gotsta be realistic.)
ReplyDeleteHey, the STL ladies know how to have a good time. In St. Louis they party hard, shoot straight, salute the flag, rock and roll, and can drink from a long neck bottle all night long.
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