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| New Offensive Front Line for Miami |
The NFL worst move into Week 7 showing great signs of true badness.
For the Dolphins, nothing else has worked, so the Miami Floppers decided to think out of the box and go with a new front line for pass protection. Chad Henne is going to need it as he has only thrown for 868 yards all season and balanced his passing with 4 interceptions and 4 touchdowns. The tough part is he has been eating tartan turf most of the road games. At least he gets soft, moist grass at home. This new front line, hopefully, will distract pass rushers long enough for Henne to actually throw the ball while not running for his life and screaming for his mother.
This week the pass rushers are the Denver Donkeys, a defense that gives up 300 yards a game average. So, their average. But this should be the Doormat Division matchup of the week. Denver was in the Doormat Bowl last year and may get there again this year. Miami has shown this season that they can lose any game. Should be a good time on the moldy duct tape covered couch.
And speaking of offense and defense ratings, the Patsies have the top rated offense and the lowest rated defense in the NFL through week 6. Who says you can't win without defense? Oh, they didn't always win? My bad.
And now it's time for all of the NFL Week 7 Predictions for the Doormat Division:
Seahags- 12
Brownies- 9
Donkeys- 24
Floppers- 21
Deadskins- 17
Pansies- 14
(Actually, this is a game the Pansies can win. But they won't.)
Cheeps- 10
Raiders- 35
Steelers- 21
Crudinals- 17
Lambs- 0
Cowpies- 16
Dolts- 13
Saints- 36
Gaguars- 7
Ravens- 28
And now for the blowout of the week--
Green Bay- 46
Yikings- 6
And let's give a Doormat shout out to the NY Zeps. Your doormat is at the design shop right now.
Bolts- 28
Zeps- 10
