BROWN OUT!
Well, you can't say the Cleveland Brownies are going to sit around and let some upstart jackanapes down in Jacksonville run off with the Moldy Carpet without a fight. Just days away from their next tilt in Minnesota, the Brownies trade last year's 1st-round pick, running back Trent Richardson, to the Colts for the Colts' 2014 first round pick. That's two first round picks already in the can, and if they can just tank the next 14 games, which is what they're planning, they'll have the #1 pick as well. Wow!
Add to this that they're going to start 3rd-string QB Brian Hoyer (choosing him over ex-Raider Jason Campbell) in place of Brandon Weeden, who has an owie. Let's face it- the Browns need someone in the lineup who is really really really mediocre in a way that cannot be put into words. You have to get on the field and prove it. How they can improve on 6 points is a mystery to me, but zero points WOULD be the very thing.
Having a young QB with no running back of any kind to back him up is going to be exciting. The lack of possibilities are endless. The point spread has already ballooned up to +6.5 and rising.
Here's to the Browns and their new management! Just stay out of the Dawg Pound, guys, until, say, 2017.
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This is such welcome news! - jg
ReplyDeleteNobody shows up the Cleveland Browns.
ReplyDeleteNot even the Kittens show up the Brownies. The Kittens wouldn't trade their star player.
DeleteSo much for the Brownies tanking. They edged past the Yikings.
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