Browns Could clinch AFC Basement Today

It may not be a cold day in Hell, but it is definitely a cold day on the shores of Lake Eerie in icy, snow-packed Buffalo, New York, where the Cleveland Browns could reach the next milestone in a historic season, which is clinching the AFC Basement. 

It won't be a cake walk--or a day of ice fishing wth a bottle of Schnapps either--as the Buffalo Bills have been a schizophrenic team all season. They could run for 800 yards and score 50 points or they could run backwards all day and give up 4 safeties. Who knows?

But no matter what, all the Doormat fans will be glued to this game today. If Cleveland can lose and Jacksonville gags up another loss, Brownies clinch and the only thing left for Cleveland to go 0-16 will be a tough game at home against San Diego and then a stroll in the park loss to the surging PIttsburg Steelers in the yellow and black Steeler stadium on the rivers in Pittsburg where the fans will be screaming for red meat and a trip to the Super Bowl. What a way to wrap your season and toss it in the dumpster.