ALERT! ALERT!
JETS TRYING TO STAGE GAME ON SATURDAY NIGHT IN QUEENS BEFORE ANYBODY NOTICES
Well, they won't get away with it THAT easily. Tonight, in chilly NYC, with a game-time temp of about 33ยบ and rain in the forecast, a miserable crowd of literally hundreds of people will huddle under their Gang Green ponchos and paper bagged heads to watch the hot New York Jets (fresh off their scintillating OT victory against the worst 49er team of all time) take on the suddenly bumbling Dolphins. What else is there to do in NYC on a Saturday in December one week before Christmas? We could try to pull an eat and run over at Trump Tower...
Will the Jets win two games in a row?? They did it once this year (Ravens and Browns...maybe Browns don't count). With a Fins defense that can't wait to thrash the patch-work Jets offensive line, and with the likelihood of Jets QB Bryce Petty getting chased all over a butt-freezing field, I'd say no. But, it's not like the Dolphins know where the end zone is, either. It may be even harder to find in the dark.
But lousy weather in the northeast, at night, against those warm Miami guys...I can't look.
I can't wait!!
-Wacko
No kidding they are staging a game. Because it will all be play acting. This will not be a game. But I can hardly wait to see it.
ReplyDeleteThey Played the Div II Championship- Northwestern Missouri vs. North Alabama, I think (all bowl games before Xmas have to have at least one school with N, S , E or W in it)- was played in Kansas City today in a driving blizzard. There was a foot of snow on the ground. Fumble city. It was great.
ReplyDeleteFootball the way it should be.
DeleteNever mind. The Jets defense got Matt Moore looking like Pro Bowl material with FOUR TD passes. Petty threw a couple interceptions before getting carted off the field, and Fitz chipped in an interception. Add the extra lost fumble and the blocked punt run back for a TD and man, how can you lose to that?
ReplyDeletewhoa nelly...
DeleteThe fans never had a chance.
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