They are tied with 3 other teams for worst record (1-8), and YES, the Raydurz are dysfunctional, but Holy Moses this team puts a world of hurt on their fans and continues to be the Floater of Lake Erie.
Once again they take these honors for the week:
1. Least points: 0
2. Fewest first downs: 11 (tied with, of course, the Raydurz).
3. lowest total yards: 160
4. Fewest points scored for the season: 78. That's 8.6 points per contest.
5. However, the Lambs still have the biggest differential between points scored and points allowed, by 2 (-149 to the Brownies -147). So, they don't have all the negatives in one basket.
But they are damn close.
And, just to prove that they really are the Kings of the Bonehead Forest, the Bottom Dweller of all Bottom Dwellers, next week they travel to illustrious Ford Field to take on the Mighty Mighty Detroit Kittens. It's a huge Cellar Match-up, and the Brownies don't stand a chance.
I know, at mid-2nd quarter, they were running their offense as if
ReplyDeletethere were 50 seconds left in the game and they were down by 3. The
announcers even commented that they would get the ground game going
well and for some mysterious reason resort to screen passes. One time
Brady Quinn rushed his pass so much he threw it out of bounds 20 feet
from the nearest Brownie!