Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Calvin Johnson and the Mustard Factor

What did the fans say?

"It was a good call by the rule book. But what a flawed and foobar rule… when does the process of catching the ball end — on the flight home? Weak as water, NFL rule makers."

What did the Freep say?

"It was a touchdown at just about any other level of football. Except in the NFL.

Wide receiver Calvin Johnson’s nullified 25-yard grab with 24 seconds left in the Lions’ 19-14 loss Sunday to the Bears would have been a touchdown catch in high school and college.

It would have been a catch in the Canadian Football League and the Arena Football League. Even in the Western Suburban Junior Football League in Michigan it would be a completion."

What do I say?

It's the mustard factor. If he doesn't hot dog it, the ref doesn't care. But he spikes the ball at the end of the roll, showoffy-like, and what does the ref think? "Not in my endzone, dufus." And bam, no touchdown because the ref sticks to the letter of the rules when the player needs mustard.

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, come ON, ref. Give it to the Lions, so I could snag the Bears and be one UP on Walkfish!! What a rip-off.

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  2. Actually, I bribed the refs. Gotta lose at all costs. :)

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  3. "There isn't enough mustard in the world to cover that Hot Dog" -
    RP Darold Knowles, regarding A's teammate Reggie Jackson

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