So far, it is a banner season for doormatitis, and the Oracle from the Basement, sitting all alone with the Blitz beer neon sign, the odor of cigarette butts and stale beer, and the frayed naugahyde barstool, spins the bottle for the following predictions:
San Francisco 10
Atlanta 48
New York 24
Buffalo 3
Cincinnati 17
Cleveland 21
Detroit 35
Green Bay 21
(Yes, Kittens will win a game!)
Seattle 16
St. Louis 20
(Actually, Seattle will probably win, but I really hate those Seahags so it's the Lambs.)
Carolina 10
New Orleans 38
Houston 28
Oakland 3
Indianapolis 35
Jacksonville 17
Washington 24
Philadelphia 27
(McNabb plays great against his old team, but comes up short again)
Kansas City—does not play!
Niners-Falcons has to be Blowout of the Week. Falcons are better, Niners are worse than last year, and they blew us out by almost that same score last time. It's going to be ugly. 0-4, here I come!
ReplyDeleteHow about stiff of the week? Brownies/Bungles? Battle for the Ohio doormat? Or maybe that Lambs/Seahags game. That could really be lousy.
ReplyDeleteNiners will beat Falcons 20-17.
ReplyDeleteGreen Bay beats Lions 45-10
Bills lose by less than a touchdown.
Vick beats McNabb within an inch of his professional life...34-13
Whoa, eggchair, that's a fat score for Green Bay. I hope you're right. Go Kittens!
ReplyDeleteEggchair-hair, Niners cannot possibly win that game. That's just WISHFUL THINKING- for your Lambs. Hopefully I'll be at the Giants game when it transpires. I can't look.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Brownies/Bungles for stiff of the week. but I haven't looked at the WHOLE schedule.
Actually, now that I look at it, Saints-Pansies could be humongous blowout.
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