TIME TO SPIN THE FROZEN TURKEY, AND MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS!
Here are this week's games:
Rams (+2.5) at Browns
Broncos (+3) at Chiefs
Jaguars at Colts (+3)
Redskins (+4) at Dolphins
Cardinals at Eagles (off)
Titans (+3.5) at Panthers
Ravens at Seahawks (+6.5)
Vikings (+13.5) at Packers
Walkfish, you are the Oracle of the Basement, so, please, you first:
Huh? is it Friday? Where are my glasses. Oh there they are buried under a pile of Baseball America's. Dang, they are covered with Cheez Whiz, again. OK, the Oracle is spinning the frozen turkey and here are the predictions. Vegas oddsmakers, take notes!
ReplyDeleteRams- 3
Browns- 4
Broncos- 38
Chiefs- 7
Jaguars- 7
Colts- 6
Redskins- 21
Dolphins- 17
Cardinals- 7
Eagles- 42
Titans- 17
Panthers- 14
Ravens- 64
Seahawks- 10
Vikings- 21
Packers- 45
And that's the way the turkey spins, baby!
I don't see why the Crudinals can't top their 2 safeties.
ReplyDeleteLambs 6
Browns 5
Broncos 28
Cheaps 17
Gaguars 7
Dolts 9
Deadskins 12
Floppers 17
Crudinals 8 (4 safeties)
Pheebles 51
Titans 23
Pansies 22
Ravens 14
Seahags 0
Yikings -22ยบ
Packers 45
You really think the Dolts will beat the Gaguars, Wacko? You are crazy. 4 safeties by Crudinals a good bet. What's with -22 degrees for Yikings? Is the the temp at the tailgate party before the game?
ReplyDeleteI predict Brownies will get 4 points, a field goal and an extra point.
ReplyDeleteWith the new up close and personal kick-off location, they should stick in the Canadian rule- ball thru goalposts 1 point! Seabass, uninjured, could rack up a good 10 points in a game!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm predicting the Dolts will get out-witted by the Gags. The Gags are bringin' it, this Sunday. It's going to be epic.
Yikings score is just how frozen the Yikes are going to be by the end of the game. the points will be irrelevant. A night game in Green Bay...brrrrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteOne of these days we are going to see a tie again in the NFL after OT. Could be this week as the Browns vs. Lambs end at a 9-9 stalemate. Giving Herman Cain the 2/3's majority he needs for his 9-9-9 Plan.
ReplyDeleteBuncos 28 - Cheaps 27
Dolts 14 - Gags 10
Flops 24 - D'skins 17
Pansies 23 - Titanics 20
Blackbirds 20 - Seabirds 13
Packers 42 - Yikes 19
OK, make room for the Eagle at the bar and make sure you have plenty of old Baseball Americas under the perch. Nils and Kittens starting to smell like doormats, Brownies took Lambs to school today, and hry, how bout them Dolts? We mat have a perfect season in the making.
ReplyDeleteAnd go Niners!