WEEK 10 STANDINGS "DAY OF THE DOORMAT"

DOORMAT STANDINGS, WEEK 10

NFC

                  W-L          PF-PA

Kittens        2-7           167 - 261
Cowboys    2-7            166- 214 

Whiners      3-6           126 - 223
daBares       4-5           199 - 234

Bootineers   4-5          191 - 237

Deadskins   4-5           205 - 209

AFC

                  W-L           PF-PA
Browns      2-8            186 - 277

Titanics      2-7            169 - 214
Chargers     2-6           191 - 227

Cravens      2-6            210 - 236
Gaguars      3-6            192 - 255
Toxins        3-5*           174 - 205

*Toxins play tonight in Cincinantipasti

DETROIT 18,  GREEN BAY 16

Benching Matt Stafford, the Lions start Matt Stafford in his place.  A shrewd move, but the top level house cleaning last week brought in too much fresh air, and the Lions run into the currently bumbling Packers, resulting in a Puntfest, and no matter how many dumb mistakes they made at the end, and they made a LOT, daring the Packers to pull out a W, Detroit still ends up with the WIN.  Kittens fall into first-place tie with Dallas.  

CHICAGO 37, ST. LOUIS 13

Somebody got daBares angry, and I don't recognize this team. 4-5 and headed straight to Parity.

WASHINGTON 47, SAINTS 14

It's easy to overlook that the Saints are actually a terrible team with a phenomenal QB.  However, 526 Redskin yards later, I think this game brings home the message to everyone.  Saints play ball for one half, and then hand it over to the 'Skins for the Blowout of the Week.

EXIT, STAGE LEFT

VIKINGS 30, RAIDERS 14
Remember when the Yikings were bad?  I sure do.  A wild game through the first half, touchdowns flying everywhere, the Vikes completely shut down the Raider offense, hit 7-2 and are in FIRST in the NFC North Division.  Not the Doormat- the NFC North.  And they're playing their home games outside still, as the Big Prow isn't done yet.  I can't wait for some playoff games on rock hard frozen turf. 

-wacko