Only three games left in this wild, rambunctious season and we have a lot of Doormats circling the drain. This is the week that all but 10 teams will realize their season, if not already down the toilet, will finish with a flush on game 16. But, there is still a reason to watch! Fantasy Football Doormat Style!
Who will have the lowest passer rating this week? Well, the worst passer of the year is Peyton Manning, coming in at a stinking 67.6. Wow. But he is out, so is Nick Foles and Andrew Luck and Skamperdink. So we can't choose them. But let's take a quick look at the worst passers of the year who have either tossed at least 200 passes or will start this weekend:
NAME ATTEMPTS RATING
Peyton Manning 322 67.6
Nick Foles 337 69
Matt Cassel 196 73.5
Andrew Luck 293 74.9
Matt Shaub 80 76
Colin Kaepernick 244 78.5
Johnny Manziel 159 89.2
Blaine Gabbert 155 90.7
Brock Osweiler 170 80.4
Case Keenum 58 68.1
FANTASY PICKS
This Oracle this week picks Matt Shaub for lowest passer rating in Week 15.
And now the team fantasy picks:
Fewest Net Yards, Browns (Rrraiders, 49ers, close behind)
Most Punts: Falcons
And the spinning turkey predicts:
Buccaneers: 28
Rams: 10
(And this will be worst game of the week)
Jets: 40
Cowboys: 9
(Riding off into the sunset)
Panthers: 18
Giants: 24
(Manning takes Newt to school)
Titans: 10
Patriots: 18
(Entire Pats starting team benched for rest in 4th quarter)
Bills: 18
Redskins: 14
Chiefs: 21
Ravens: 20
Texans: 10
Colts: 14
Falcons: 0
Jaguars: 28
Packers: 35
Rrrraiders: 17
Browns: -6
Seahawks: 58
Bengals: 10
49ers: 2
Dolphins: 17
Chargers: 14
Cardinals: 28
Eagles: 24
Lions: 46
Saints: 50
(Best game of the season)
Gentlemen, make your predictions!
oh, the Browns play a real defense this week that is starting to really feel its oats. Come back to earth time for the Brown-outs.
ReplyDeleteBengals don't have Andy Dalton for the rest of the season, which opts Dalton out of being the whipping boy for another first round exit. AJ McCarron jumps in for his first start. Could be interestingly close to your predicted score. Bills-Skins could be a true stiff. JAGS-FALCONS: What with the Jags insanely overconfident after last week's win, the Falcons may be hard pressed to totally tank this. It will be close.
ReplyDeleteI'm just hoping the Niners can keep it under 10 (and zero would be best) for another week, and still be under 200 total points for the year.
ReplyDeleteI would love to watch so many games this week ! a lot of good matchups but I guess will be stuck with the turkey Bengals and their 2nd string QB nobody ever heard of and the 9ers and their 2nd string QB that is now the starting QB (if that makes any sense.) normally would have been a massive blow out, but we will see who wants to give the victory up. This is the game that NBC dumped from its sunday night telecast in favor of the more enticing AZ vs Feebles!
ReplyDeletetonite’s TNF could be a classic. Will be watching at the PUB.
Bucs- Rams!!!! Dumpster Diving!!
DeleteSpeaking of QB ratings,how many teams DO NOT have their starting QB?: Eagles, Colts, Cows, Niners, Browns (Cleveland fans would tell you they haven't had a starting QB in 16 years), Broncos, Ravens, Texans (Hoyer is back, but, let's face it, he's a back-up- the Texans just don't HAVE a starter), Rams...anybody else?
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