Saturday, November 27, 2010

NFL Predictions Week XII: The Oracle from the Basement Speaks

Turkey is just about digested and now it's time for the NFL Week XII predictions for the storied Doormat Division. The Oracle From the Basement fished the turkey out of the frozen pond and fed it to his cat. Predictions are now based on the patterns in the litter box. And here they are:

Steelers- 28
Nils- 14

Pansies- 5
Brownies- 2
(Pansies win!!)

Gaguars- 28
Giants- 12
(NY is goin' down, much to my consternation as I want he Gags to barf up a loss!)


Yikings- 12
Deadskins- 21

Cheeps- 17
Seahags- 14

(Not really a doormat game here, but we miss these guys)
Floppers- 21
Raydurz- 42

Lambs- 18
Donkeys- 7

Dolts- 28
Colts- 17

(aaand here is the game of the weak, on Monday no less!)
0-4-9ers-16
Crudnills- 17

Gentlemen, make yer predictions!

3 comments:

  1. Wow THREE head to head Doormat games-
    Pansies-Browns should be epic, and though the Browns are best at snatching defeat from jaws of victory, Pansies should be able to flat-line their talent for another game. Crucial game for Brownies to remain viable in Doormat. How low can they go? Not low enough.
    BROWNS 17-9

    Lambs-Buncos (Donks): Lambs on the border of Doormatville again, they miss it. Buncos hold their ground.
    LAMBS 21-20

    0-4-9ers vs. Crudinals.....wow what a lousy game on Monday night. Embarrassment Bowl 2010.
    0-4-9ers 28-17

    I hate to say it, but Seahags are much better at home....I think they will win. NFC Worst may have a team with winning record. It's a shame really.

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  2. The Lambs must "prove up" today and get back in the cellar. They have been masquerading as contenders for far too long. They are even included in the possible playoff scenarios. That is just criminal...felony impersonation!

    Steelers- 52
    Nils- 51

    Pansies- 5
    Brownies- 6
    (Brownies win!!)

    Gaguars- 28
    Giants- 6
    (NY is goin' down, much to my joy as I want to make up ground in the standings!)


    Yikings- 4 (Safety twice)
    Deadskins- 6

    Cheeps- 38
    Seahags- 3 (we all need this!)

    Floppers- 43
    Raydurz- 42

    Lambs- 1
    Donkeys- 117

    Dolts- 28 (who are the dolts?)
    Colts- 17

    (aaand here is the game of the weak, on Monday no less!)
    0-4-9ers-7
    Crudnills- 6

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  3. Well, the Oracle sure didn't have it goin' on today. Yikes win, Giants win, Brownies win...but the Nils just about stunned the Steelers.

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