It's Weak XI and that means the real losers will be putting serious distance between them and the rest of the Doormat pack. The Oracle From the Basement has no bottle to spin this weak, as he drank the old Blitz stubby in despair after watching the Seahags down the Crudnulls in one of the most fruitless exhibitions of football he has ever seen. Instead, this weak we toss the names down the steps and those who fall further down the stairwell are declared the losers. And here are the predictions.
Care Bears-- 6
Floppers-- 14
(I predict, again, that Da-Bears will get a wakeup call)
Nils- 48
Bungles- 10
(Flush with excitement, Nils discover they can play football and win all at the same time)
Kittens- 28
Cowpies- 12
(Dead in the Dallas Mausoleum they call a $1 billion stadium)
Deadskins-- 14
Titanics-- 10
Crudnulls-- 3
Cheeps-- 17
(OMG the Cruds are so bad)
Packers-- 38
Yikings- 7
Ravens- 24
Pansies- 10
Raydurz- 48
Steelers- 6
(Raydurz bust out again!)
Bootineers- 10
0-4-9ers- 7
Sea Hags- 0
Saints- 60
(Saints are ready to make their run)
Falcons- 24
Lambs- 23
(MONDAY)
Donkes- 8
Dolts- 2
(worst game of the weak)
Gentlemen, make your predictions!
Bears already crushed the Fins last night, Walkfish. Turns out their defense is covering for their stooopid offense. Until the playoffs, where it will bit them on the ass so hard they'll have to soak it in Lake Michigan until spring.
ReplyDeleteBungles cannot overcome themselves. Nils cannot out-turnover these guys. Nils win.
Yeah, I wrote those predictions on Tuesday and forgot to update when I posted them today. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteNils will win, wackoworld.
Nils win, Nils win, Nils win!!!! And they couldn't have beat a bunglingier team in the Cincy Bungles. Wahoo!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, Cowpies look like they may have been faking it to the Doormat, 'cause they looked pretty good today pummeling the toothless Kittens.
Pansies lose, Lions lose, Bungles lose, Nils win, that puts 4 teams at 2-8 with the Pansies still setting the tempo at 1-9. This looks like a five-way dogfight for a very moldy bone. I am going to have to look at all their schedules and see who is most likely to be vainglorious this year.
it's a wonderful day in the Doormat-hood!
And did you see the SF and Yikings games? Pitiful, just pitiful!
ReplyDeleteWatched the first half of 0-4-9ers and did the Doormat shuffle....just wandered away and forgot I was watching a football game.
ReplyDeleteyowee!!
There was no shuffling away from the Lambs of course. The heart ache continues. They actually were in the game for a while.
ReplyDeleteKarl and I shuffled out of the pub when The Texhams intercepted only to find out that the Jets won with a miracle drive.
Shuffling is tricky.
I might as well shuffle off to Buffalo. If they keep winning, I'm out of the running.
How 'bout them Yikings, though? Seriously, Brett should have shuffled off to Buffalo or anywhere but a football facility last year.
And Vince Young wins the "Head in the Toilet" award. I remember these antics from Colton's pee wee days. I didn't like it from 6 year olds. How old is Young (what a question!)...7?
I wonder if he would have thrown his jersey into the crowd and quit if they had lost the championship to SC.
Sheesh.
Hey, Vick looked average tonight. Go figure. The way things have been going, The Eagles should have lost big just to keep everybody confused.
But nobody folds like the Giants. Eli does not know about sliding feet first? Really? Seriously? There is no sad like sports sad, and The Giants fans know it tonight!